Miracle season?

At the Mount Royal office of the U.S. Postal Service Wednesday morning, a customer asked a clerk how long it might take a small package to reach its destination in Minneapolis by regular mail.

“It should get there no later than Friday,” the clerk replied.

The sender said that was fine, although he hoped it would get there sooner.

“It might get there tomorrow,” the clerk said. “It is the season of miracles.”